Suiko Crossover Theater 3000

[DoReMi_Vampire]

I'm mostly just making this topic for the sake of fun and games in case it gains some interest.
Pick a well known movie or story and replace the characters with Suikoden-characters!

Rules
This topic could easily become nothing but a list-topic. So to avoid that I'm gonna clarify a few things.
1. If you want to do a list of who you'd cast in a movie make sure you explain your reasons for why you chose the characters you did.
2. This topic doesn't have to list off the cast of a movie, you can get creative by simply Suikofying a famous quote, historical event et.c.

I'll start this off with Star Wars.

The Emperor - Crowley
Prequel Anakin - Luc (Because of his betrayal and bad attitude)
Darth Vader - Han Cunningham
Luke - Hugo (Because now Han can finally say that he's Hugo's father)
Obi Wan - Georg Prime (Because he's a good, wise and awesome guy)
Leia - Nina
Han Solo - Flik
Chewbacca - Viktor (Because people refer to him as Bear)
Boba Fett - Pesmerga (Because he's such a small, minor character yet he's got such a huge fanbase)
Jabba the Hut - Salum Barows
Ewoks - Kobolds (Because they're silly but still likeable enough to not ruin the movie)
Yoda - Mukumuku (Because )

[Nikisaur]

I can't imagine a worse Leia, to be honest. Everything else though = lol

[DoReMi_Vampire]

Thanx Niki, yeah Leia was the one I had most trouble coming up with. Oh and I forgot, as the helpful R2-D2 it obviously has to be Gadget. And as for C3PO, the cowardly diplomat, I'm thinking Fitcher.

Here's another one

Lotr intro - Suikoden
(Please read with a dramatic voice)
In the beginning, there was "Darkness". "Darkness" lived in a rift in time. Suffering in solitude "Darkness" dropped a tear and so the two brothers "Sword" and "Shield" were born. The brothers fought for seven days and seven nights until they broke each other to pieces. The 27 jewels that adorned "Sword" and "Shield" fell to the earth and became the "27 True Runes", and so the World went into motion.
1 rune came into the possession of the Sindar who wished for nothing more than a place they could call home. 2 were entrusted in the hands of the kobolds, a strong and loyal race. 3 were given to the elves, the fairest of all beings. 5 to the mermaids, the true rulers of the sea. 7 to the dwarf-lords, great craftsmen of the mountainhalls. And 9 True Runes were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power.
For within these runes was found the strenght and will to govern each race. But they were all of them decieved, for another rune was made.
In the land of Toran, in the deep caves of Lorimar, the dark lord Hikusaak forged in secret a master-rune, to control all others. And into this rune he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Rune to rule them all.

[Antimatzist]

Haha, this topic could become a funny one

Ok, if you pick Star Wars, I pick Star Trek. Why? Mh, don't really know. Maybe I'd LOVE to see some characters in Suikoden outfits.

Ok, for races.. I'll go with
humans = humans,
romulans = elves,
clingons = kobolds (or maybe better lizards? hmhm...),
vulkans = other elves (we have so many of them...).
Maybe this blue race (what's their name again? Andalusians? ) could be lizards.

Ok, and here some famous characters.

Captain James T. Kirk - Lino En Kuldes. I always imagine him being great with girls And both are capable leader
Bones - Tuta would be too nice, maybe.. Liukan? :/
Spock - ROLAND!!! Definitely. Imo they both look alike.
Scotty - Babbage

Don't have ideas for Uhura, Chekov or Zulu. :/

Picard - Lepant. He's a good leader.. ok, he's not bald, but has a moustache, which is a total PLUS!
Worf - Gau. Grim. Hairy. Uh!
Riker - Freed Y., even though I dont like him.
Data - Gadget?
Troy - Zerase. But she needs to be nicer...
Beverly Crusher - Silva. We don't have many female doctors. :/
Q - Leknaat, all the way, but not so "evil"

Puh, this is difficult. And in the end, Freed and Zerase are dating each other, which is kinda creepy. I hope some guys are more creative than I am.

[Nikisaur]

Uhura = Lucia?
Sulu = Tsai? (I dunno, he knows about weapons lol)

[Hirathien]

I think you should switch Zerase and Leknaat's spots and you might have something.

Hmm. I'm going for Lord of The Rings.

Aragorn - Viktor
Boromir - Gilbert
Arwen - Anabelle (Just because Viktor and Anabelle ya know)
Faramir - Flik
Eowyn - Odessa
Gandalf - Mazus
Galadriel - Zerase
Legolas - Kinnison
Elrond - Shu
Bilbo - Ridley
Frodo - Gengen
Sam - Gabocha
Merry - Kuromimi
Pippin - Gon

Sauron - Hikusaak
Saruman - Crowley
Gollum - Krin (The creep factor is immense)

Someone can probably finish this.