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Suikoden games subheadings

Postby Wolkendrache » Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:31 am

What would be worthy / fitting subheadings for the various Suikoden games?

Suikoden: The Witch, the Emperor and the Rebels
Suikoden 2: War and Friendship
Suikoden 3: The Elemental True Runes
Suikoden 4 (none; it would have been released with the subheading still in progress)
Suikoden Tactics: Bonito, Mackerel and Rune Cannons
Suikoden 5: Boobs, Boats ‘n’ Beavers

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Re: Suikoden games subheadings

Postby Antimatzist » Fri Jul 07, 2017 4:46 am

Boobs, Boats 'n' Beavers is probably the XXX Parody of Suikoden V.

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Re: Suikoden games subheadings

Postby sticky-runes » Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:55 am

Suikoden: How To Kill Your Dad
Suikoden 2: How To Be A Traitor Like Your Adoptive Dad
Suikoden 3: How To Meet Other People With Estranged Dads
Suikoden 4: How To Not Feel Guilty About Wanting To Shag Your Hot Dad
Suikoden Tactics: How To Get Over The Trauma Of Losing Your Dad After He Was Turned Into A Fish And Finding Out He Was A Goat F#cker
Suikoden 5: How To Rescue Your Sister And Free Your Country After Your Mum Killed Your Dad

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Re: Suikoden games subheadings

Postby El_Nombre » Thu May 09, 2019 3:49 pm

Suikoden: The People Under the Forest Village Stairs
Suikoden 2: Recipe for Disaster

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Re: Suikoden games subheadings

Postby wataru14 » Sat May 11, 2019 11:27 am

Suikoden: Land of the Saturated Color Palate Swaps
Suikoden II: Every Time You Go Visit Lebrante You're Walking on Someone's Grave
Suikoden III: If I have to see Zexen Forest ONE MORE FRIGGIN TIME!!!! ...
Suikoden IV: Drunk Susan Sarandon is a Terrible Strategist
Suikoden V: A Strangely Prophetic Allegory for American Politics

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Re: Suikoden games subheadings

Postby El_Nombre » Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:00 pm

Suikoden: Money Talks, End-Boss Walks
Suikoden 2: Oh hey, just everybody hang around in my bedroom ffs


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