Things that Suikoden characters will never say

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Things that Suikoden characters will never say

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Pick a character and write the most unlikely line of dialogue they would speak. GO!!!!



Kyle: I'm sick of this castle, there are way too many women around here. I'm moving to Gordius.

Tai Ho: You're right, Chinchirorin is a waste of time. I'll just join you for nothing.

Gremio: Okay, Young Master, we'll head to safety while you lock yourself in here and get killed by man eating spores, seeya.

Kirkis: Sylvina is dead... I wonder how much I can sell this ring for...?

Flik: In the name of my sword............ Uh.......... What did I call this thing again?

Elenor: Agnes, pour all my booze in the ocean. I'm done with drinking.

Neclord: Oh no, your daughter is far too young for my taste.

Zweig: F#ck the Sindar.
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Lyon: Prince, you're way too grown to need my protection.
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Lino: I'd love to wear some long trousers.
Hero IV: Me too.

Viktor: Dear sir, would you be so kind as to give me a cup of your most splendid alcoholic beverage?

Kyril: Meh-eh-eh! Meh-eh-eh

Mukumuku: Riou... I am your father!
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Killey: Hi there. How can I help you?

All Five Squirrels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuebLakCqc

Yam Koo: Brother, I'm moving in with my fiancé; we're trying to have a baby.

Marco: Kasios is going to be my bride. Or is it the other way around?
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Luc: "But I was going to Toschi station to pick up some power converters!"

Gau: "Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!"

Eileen: "Oh look, Lepant, our wedding album. Look at me! I was a blushing bride of 15 and you were... how old were you, dear?"
Lepant: "...um, 25..."
Eileen: "I always wondered why Guillaume was your best man."

Chris Hansen: "Tonight on "To Catch a Predator" we have ... Leknaat. She's a creepy centuries-old witch who gets off creeping around underage boys' bedrooms in the middle of the night. Well tonight, she's coming here thinking she's going to meet up with a dispossessed bishonen boy with a True Rune. Boy do we have a surprise for her!"

Marie: "Sure you can stay the night to refresh your Hit Points and Magic. What's that? Pay me? Don't be ridiculous! You took me in when I had nowhere else to go. The least I can do is offer you free room and board!"
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wataru14 wrote:
Chris Hansen: "Tonight on "To Catch a Predator" we have ... Leknaat. She's a creepy centuries-old witch who gets off creeping around underage boys' bedrooms in the middle of the night. Well tonight, she's coming here thinking she's going to meet up with a dispossessed bishonen boy with a True Rune. Boy do we have a surprise for her!"
Chris Lightfellow wasn't it?
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Marie: "Sure you can stay the night to refresh your Hit Points and Magic. What's that? Pay me? Don't be ridiculous! You took me in when I had nowhere else to go. The least I can do is offer you free room and board!"
That basically applies to all merchants.
"Oh you let me into your castle for free? Sweet! That Leather Armor costs 500 Potch."
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I always rationalized that as a proxy for your outfitters taking money from your coffers to bring in supplies. It's a little weirder being charged rent for beds you already own in a castle you're in charge of.
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Antimatzist wrote: That basically applies to all merchants.
"Oh you let me into your castle for free? Sweet! That Leather Armor costs 500 Potch."
It would be a game destroyer if you were getting Armors for free, obviously.
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Nanami: OK, I'll stay here. Have a nice time at Rockaxe castle.

Lorelai: You seem like a nice guy, of course I'll join you.

Flik: What's with all this yaoi stuff people keep writing about us?
Viktor: I love it when you talk dirty.

Pesmerga: I've beaten you, Yuber. Prepare to die.

Leknaat: Can I come in?
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Lymsleia: Hear me, my subjects. I am Lymsleia, daughter of Arshtat, and ruler of the Queendom of Falena. And I'm an alcoholic.
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Gremio: Hi everyone, I'm selling cocaine! Do you want cocaine?

Qlon: I like bathing in women's blood. Ssssssssmellssssssssssss like ssssssstrawberriessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Geddoe: KANGAROO! KANGAROO! KANGAROO! I'M A KANGAROO! YAY! LOVE EVERYONE! KANGAROO!

Zerase: How many Newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FIVE! *laughs hysterically at her own joke*
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