sticky-runes wrote:Okay Wolk, you've set me off.
So many hot guys in Suikoden,
Wish they were all real so I could blow them.
I'd love to be mauled by Viktor Bear,
And run my fingers through his scruffy hair.
I would totally get off with Sir Humphrey,
Those big shoulders, I'd let him hump me.
King Lino is a serious DILF,
If I had him we'd get up to all kinds of filth.
There's this Karayan warrior named Beechum,
Doesn't take him much effort to make me cum.
If Amada would ram me with his oar,
I'd let him treat me like a dirty whore.
Rikimaru's got an insatiable appetite,
Honey, I would eat him all night.
Lately I've been jerking off,
While thinking about Camus and Miklotov.
Perhaps a threesome with Sigurd and Hervey,
Does that make me seem a bit pervy?
Have you seen that swordsman Georg Prime?
Hands off bitches, he's all mine.
Zegai has an impressive form with his spear,
I'd like him to thrust it in here, and up here.
I'd let Roog ride me like a dragon horse,
I mean that in a dirty way, of course.
If Suikoden wasn't filled with so many hunks,
I'd spend more time playing the games, and less with my junk.
XD wow.. just.. wow. You go ahead and tell it.